We have now this summer been fuck buddies for two years
which also happens to be the longest I've ever been with someone.
Sad but true.
WEEELLL we met at work, in two shifts, i was smitten - he was hot as shit and had a bad attitude.
I always was touching his face, his everything and telling him how hot he was and how big my crush was.
All he would say was,.."fuck you stop touching me, why don't we just fuck then!?"
I replied with "BUT YOUR SO HOT, I CAN'T STOP TOUCHING YOU, and also why we can't fuck...i like you too much"
That went on for a bit until one night there was an LMFAO show at a club near where we all lived. A bunch of us from work decided to go to the show and i wasn't expecting him to be there.
Lo and behold, there he was so both of our groups merged and hung out. Till LMFAO finally came on and we all were dancing - when i noticed this fucking kid dancing with this ugly fat chick.
I was pissed...so literally walked over to him and cut in, i was like "WTF, why are you dancing with that, when you can clearly have me"
ps. sometimes i can get bitchy and territorial.
so we danced, made out, i drove all people home - OBVI left him for last and i got to his house and legit lifted me over onto his seat and i def couldn't refuse him any longer.
We drove to a dead end street, that backed onto a cemetery (creepy i know, but we was horny, so fuck it)
we fucked long, and hard, in the car, on the grass...which also happened to push me onto the concrete curb
Where i proceeded to get concrete burn - mucho mucho more painful than carpet burn!!