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Friday, September 28, 2012

HOLAY SHIITTEE

So it's been a hot minute since i've updated.

Quick run through:
got a bf, that was great, but just wasnt meant to be and was half cheating on him with another dude who i had my eye on for a LOOONGG time.

broke up with old bf and then started dating new bf and we've been together for about 9 months.
ROUND OF APPLAUSE - please and thanks (oh and ive been faithful and not done anything that a gf shouldn't be doing)

i think the having a bf thing is hindering my talking about sex...seeing as they (both of them -new and old) slightly take offence if im "thinking" about other guys.

Anywho, I've got some time, I miss this and all the fun it brings and sharing my stories. SOOOOO here is some more.

OH anddd for the past little while or so I have been telling my friends and whoever else that my number was "i thought" the low 30s....MANNNN was I wrong.

TRY 40
woah.


Thursday, April 19, 2012

Feminist Porn Awards

I know i've been on hiatus for ENOUGH time.

FYI - for everyone that lives in the Toronto, or Greater Toronto Area. 
The 7th Annual Feminist Porn Awards are going on and the GALA takes place tomorrow evening.
Taken from their website:
This will be a "fabulous celebration of your favourite porn makers, plus a night of mind-blowing entertainment, a mountain of eye candy and the best movie clips ever seen at an awards show. Featuring hot entertainment from Ill Na NaOlive-or-Oliver & CoCo La Creme and hosted by Elvira Kurt with Ryan G. Hinds." 


Tickets are still on sale and for today they will be 25$ whereas tomorrow at the door, it will go up to 30$.


Make your way out if you can, it will be a great night out for you, to open up communications of sex and relationships and gender in your current relationships and friendships.


=)
Peace and Love all! 


Oh!! also check out the Good For Her website to check out other events they are hosting in conjunction with the Feminist Porn Awards. (ie: discussing open relationships, dirty talk, and a porn play party ft. a LEGIT porn shoot)



Tuesday, February 7, 2012

#16 - New Meat In The Kitchen

I was lucky with the last place I worked at, simply because there was always good looking people being hired and that I got to spend time and work with often!

I think I got around 4-5 kills from that place. ;)

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We got a new cook at work and he had tats, was cute, nice lips, good hair ...basically I saw a new hot  challenge.
When he started, I quickly found out he had a girlfriend, which to me means off limits - my dreams were crushed...until I found out they were on a break and he was free bird - it was my time to POUNCE.

Being in the service industry, we all like the "finer things in life" aka  we always go for drinks after work and this night was no exception, except that the new cook was coming because he was finally unattached.

This was one of the first times I had ever really encountered serious whiskey dick/coke dick. At the time I was only starting to learn more about him, as he was fairly new at work. This was the night that I would find out that he did a shit ton of coke (I had never even met anyone who did coke ever, nor had I even seen it before! - so this was a shock for me.) anddd that he was pretty drunk.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Talk it out...

OMG epiphany sex!

New year eve/day totally got down with BF. It was just spontaneous, don't care about who else was in the house, loud, dirty, don't give a fuck good sex!

I got a bruise on my head and knee - I wear them as badges of honor.

You know that saying "Practice what you preach"

Well I guess i've been ignoring my own advice; ideally I usually coax men into what I want... (roughness: pulling the hair, smacking my ass, a little bit of choking). BF has been fairly good with doing the above but he is always so afraid of hurting me because he is actually stronger than me. But FOR REAL, its sex, I can take a lot! Sometimes I would take the approach of..."you can't hit me, you're not strong enough, what? are you trying to tickle me?" question his manhood a bit -- didn't work --

2012

It's 2012 bitcheeeesss!

New year usually means new resolutions, new loves, new experiences, a chance to start over with a clean slate.

I drink to all of you here reading about my sexperiences, and to the hope that you are all getting yourselves laid, having amazing mind blowing sex always, to falling in love, to finding more about yourself than ever before and to another year filled with surprises.

Boom! That was about as deep as I could get for all of you. I hope you appreciated and take that all to heart, I only mean well.

Now also don't hate just cause i havn't posted in a while. It was exam time, then holidays, and then the whole thing about having a boyfriend who in my opinion is no where close to my number of experiences and also has no idea about this and thus its hard to think about past sex objects and never tell him about what I do on the interwebs.
BUT FUCK IT....I will continue documenting everything until I have nothing left to say or for some reason can't have SEX anymore (the HORROR!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!