I was lucky with the last place I worked at, simply because there was always good looking people being hired and that I got to spend time and work with often!
I think I got around 4-5 kills from that place. ;)
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We got a new cook at work and he had tats, was cute, nice lips, good hair ...basically I saw a new hot challenge.
When he started, I quickly found out he had a girlfriend, which to me means off limits - my dreams were crushed...until I found out they were on a break and he was free bird - it was my time to POUNCE.
Being in the service industry, we all like the "finer things in life" aka we always go for drinks after work and this night was no exception, except that the new cook was coming because he was finally unattached.
This was one of the first times I had ever really encountered serious whiskey dick/coke dick. At the time I was only starting to learn more about him, as he was fairly new at work. This was the night that I would find out that he did a shit ton of coke (I had never even met anyone who did coke ever, nor had I even seen it before! - so this was a shock for me.) anddd that he was pretty drunk.
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
just walking the dog.
This is the story of a monster cock.
As so many stories start...(not)
I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.
We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.
However this one time, the guy looked a little older than me but right age and kinda cute, and then i did the full body scan...
with JUST a pair of loose not tight jeans, this man had a HUGE bulge...like he must have noticed me looking and double taking and while we talked all i thought was "fuck me, i need to see it - that is ridiculous"
Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.
Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR
As so many stories start...(not)
I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.
We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.
Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.
Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Public Bathroom Stalls #17
He was the first guy (#1) I had banged in a foreign country. So I take it as like a restart, he broke my "foreign country" cherry. In case you don't believe I was reborn into a virgin as soon as I got into this foreign country...then he would just be #17.
The first time I ever went out in Hong Kong was with a chick I had just met, but soon grew to LA-OVE.
We drank a shit load that night, it was open bar, of course, because most places are at least open bar for chicks. The club/bar was on one floor of the building, right above us was a hookah bar.
Me and the bff obviously ended up going up to the hookah bar with a couple of guys that we recognized from our group of people who were going out together. I knew my chica was interested in the one dude and I mean I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other one - PLUS we were both DEF wasted and were now smoking shisha.
It's a little hazy on how the night progressed, but the four of us ended up in either the girls or boys washroom (don't remember), paired off we were each in separate stalls. All I was willing to do at the moment was a BJ, because I didn't want to seem like a slut so early on, and plus my chica was next door - granted I knew nothing about her, but I figured she would be maybe giving a handie (I couldn't hear anything coming from their stall).
Eventually, however, we sexed up that public washroom with the two others in the next stall.
It wasn't until a few weeks later or a month that I found out that my new bff was ALSO sexing next door to me and thus ... the definition of true bonding ;)
oh and best part...
The first time I ever went out in Hong Kong was with a chick I had just met, but soon grew to LA-OVE.
We drank a shit load that night, it was open bar, of course, because most places are at least open bar for chicks. The club/bar was on one floor of the building, right above us was a hookah bar.
Me and the bff obviously ended up going up to the hookah bar with a couple of guys that we recognized from our group of people who were going out together. I knew my chica was interested in the one dude and I mean I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other one - PLUS we were both DEF wasted and were now smoking shisha.
It's a little hazy on how the night progressed, but the four of us ended up in either the girls or boys washroom (don't remember), paired off we were each in separate stalls. All I was willing to do at the moment was a BJ, because I didn't want to seem like a slut so early on, and plus my chica was next door - granted I knew nothing about her, but I figured she would be maybe giving a handie (I couldn't hear anything coming from their stall).
Eventually, however, we sexed up that public washroom with the two others in the next stall.
It wasn't until a few weeks later or a month that I found out that my new bff was ALSO sexing next door to me and thus ... the definition of true bonding ;)
oh and best part...
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
#3 - the BEST fuck ever
As promised ...
Met him through my workplace...came along and wowed me with his magic tricks - the magic tricks GOT me! I wanted him...bad!
I don't recall the specifics of how it started; but we ended up having sex once...unfortunately.
There was just something about the way he talked, dressed and was that made me SO fucking hot for this kid. Finally, it was a day I was coming home from uni and decided that I would meet at his place before we both started work at 5.
Naturally we started off with a BJ - it was uncircumcised; the words that came out of my mouth when I saw it were, and I kid you not "WOAH, wow, i've never seen one, how? what do I do? like do I have to do something else? what should i do?" hes like "what do you mean? are you a virgin? just stick in your mouth its that same thing..jeez".
Met him through my workplace...came along and wowed me with his magic tricks - the magic tricks GOT me! I wanted him...bad!
I don't recall the specifics of how it started; but we ended up having sex once...unfortunately.
There was just something about the way he talked, dressed and was that made me SO fucking hot for this kid. Finally, it was a day I was coming home from uni and decided that I would meet at his place before we both started work at 5.
Naturally we started off with a BJ - it was uncircumcised; the words that came out of my mouth when I saw it were, and I kid you not "WOAH, wow, i've never seen one, how? what do I do? like do I have to do something else? what should i do?" hes like "what do you mean? are you a virgin? just stick in your mouth its that same thing..jeez".
the beginnings of slutdom..
the first time I sucked dick was probably so bad! I honestly feel sorry for him, I can't even remember anymore what really happened that night - it was the after party for prom and I was still a virgin at the time. The after party was at my house and I think from what I recall, everything we did was just sloppy..
ugh anyways
I thought I would write about that; exams are over and now I have time to actually look through my "book" for past stories that are interesting/funny/ I just feel like writing them out for my own pleasure ;)
From the beginning I started this little journal when I had slept with 3 guys and given head to 4...hence that first story (he's the discrepancy, we never had sex ..too bad I had a big crush on him all through high school).
The brief lowdown of #1-3 is told after the "jump"
ugh anyways
I thought I would write about that; exams are over and now I have time to actually look through my "book" for past stories that are interesting/funny/ I just feel like writing them out for my own pleasure ;)
From the beginning I started this little journal when I had slept with 3 guys and given head to 4...hence that first story (he's the discrepancy, we never had sex ..too bad I had a big crush on him all through high school).
The brief lowdown of #1-3 is told after the "jump"
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