"Ode to Orgasms"

One of my friends posted this to her facebook and anything with the word "orgasm" in the title is obviously worth a look.

"Ode to Orgasms"

This basically is what I try to tell any woman whenever they ask about sex and why I write about my experiences and why i'm so passionate (read: nympho) about all things sex.

No woman should ever be gipped out of an orgasm and for real...girls, when I have sex with someone, its cause I want to and I will make DAMN sure that I will be satisfied. Don't let your orgasm be reliant on what the man does to you. Take charge in the bedroom and you'll find that you will enjoy sex more, have more orgasms and ultimately want more sex.

Peace and Love Y'all

-PS: Girls let me know what is your fave position that gets you off best? (comments or twitter)

Me: I like getting it from behind and I like being on top (especially if he is sitting up) forrrr sure.

THANKS THANKS

I was made aware that mysexlifewithlola (a fellow sexual themed blogger) made reference to my site.

I just want to say thanks and if you like what I write, you can check out their site as well as their suggestions of other related sites. Its a really good list and it will definitely warm you up during these cold winter months.

Again thanks 

=)

Never NOT been single.

One of my boys birthdays was this weekend, he threw a big party and so I though I would bring along the new BF as a "coming out/check out my NON singleness. It was a hit, people I didn't even know were telling us that we looked good together, all the boys were nice to him and inclusive.

I had no doubt that he would be good with all of the them but it was DEFINITELY weird being with all my boys and having a BF there too.

Its been 5-6 years that this group of friends have been going strong and being 1 of 2 girls that are not a girlfriend of one of the boys in the group of like 10, its odd to be bringing a new dude into the mix.

The boys have always said to us two (the girls of the group) - jokingly - that no matter what we can't bring our bfs around. That has never really been a problem cause it's not like im gonna bring around fuck buddies and I was always under the impression that I probably was never going to settle down - so no problemo there.

Alas, things don't always turn out like they are planned and here I am bringing a dude into our nice little group.
PLUSS...it's not like the boys havn't brought their girlfriends around and made us (me and the other chick) play nice with these "girlfriends" that we didn't know if they would last or not.

PS. a little about the BF.

He
- reallly likes sex. Like alot alot - perfect for my insatiableness.
- really likes my tittttays
- enjoys my BJs.
- kisses me on the forehead
 -- thus I do like everything about him

HOWEVER
being that I have had more experience than the regular old joe when it comes to the bedroom...there are somethings that I would slowly like to introduce to him aka
- a little bit of roughness (read...a LOT more roughness)
- maybe pull my hair sometimes
- maybe spit on your cock a bit (cause you want it so bad that you don't want to wait)
- give me some bruises (so i can be reminded of where you were on me the next day - aka on my tit, ass, stomach, inner thigh, etc)
- smack my ass a bit
- throw me down on the bed and hold me there, choke me a bit
etc.
(i know - all sex related, simply because I like everything else about it, except for how TOO nice he is in bed)

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#5 - everybody gets a taste

I probably met him in grade 10, at the time he was one of my best friends boyfriends and one of my best guy friends. We always had some sexual tension going on between us but hey she was my best friend and I was still innocent. At some point in high school, they broke up and we tried the dating thing, lasted all of 5 hours in which time he took my first French kiss (which was slobbery and horrible, almost like he was just licking me - ugh).

I couldn't bare having one of my bffs mad at me so that stopped and they started dating again. In high school, I had 2 best friends, we were like a trio - actually our nickname was "teen girl squad" - later in our school career, the two girls started not getting along and were fighting with me in the middle trying to keep the peace. In the end I moved away and uni came so I just forgot to care about their drama; although I kept in touch with them separately.

During first year uni, found out that #5 and his long time gf weren't together anymore, meanwhile found out from my other BFF that she had started fucking him. This is when I learned that he was super good, and they were just fucking, and that he still had a thing for me and wanted to have sex with me at least once. I was not about to deny that opportunity especially since I was no more BFFs with his ex long time gf and the other girl had blatantly gave me permission and pretty much set up when we were gonna "hang out".

He was my number 5, obviously I was still noob at all things sex. Everything was exciting, my sex drive was an all time high, I could have sex like 8 times and "she" would still want to go on for more. I almost want to say it was comparable to #3. He made me cum 3 times, hard cumming! This was one of the first times I squirted, he used his fingers to get it out of me and all of a sudden he was like WOAHH you just shot out all on my arm!
I was in denial "what, no, no way, really?, where?, show me" And he showed me, it wasn't what it is now but he opened my eyes to the possibility and I have never since then cum the way he made me. In case ya'll didn't know already I'm totally penetration oriented, like I love my clit ...but seriously get in there where the good shit is!! So while he was inside me going at it (which was also good, he was probably the second biggest i've encountered) when I was getting close to cumming he would pull out and finish it with his fingers and it was like a black out, I just couldn't control myself!

After every time I would have to sit there curled in a ball for the next 30 seconds and become aware of what my legs and arms feel like again.

The female orgasm is a great, great thing.

OH SHOOT!

So even though i came hardcore, it was not all that great.

He went down on me at some point during this; the worst! - i don't know if he had his eyes closed or he just didn't know what a clit looks like or where it's located but he was super excited and gung ho to be down there and was really adamant that he liked eating girls out...too bad he SUCKED at it.
Lucky for him, i'm not super into that so i just pushed his head away and was like just "get 'er done" and the fact that his dick was nice and was skilled with his fingers.

Mass Text

In case you don't follow me on twitter...

the last person in the world you would think would find herself with a boy loyally....aka ME - now is dating a most beautiful and sweet sweet man.

As it all was setting in, I realized that now i have to send a MASS text out to 

1. my loyal long time fuck buddy

2. this other dude who had a nice dick and could make me squirt like no tomorrow (who i started hanging out with again to benefit from that d.)

3. and my boy who I told that I would be down for a threesome with his chick

...when i step back and look at this, i just shake my head, does anyone else have to do this when they also go serious?

My goal of the evening is to do this cause i like my boo and im ready for this steadiness.

Be Proud Y'all

=)

ps. don't think the blog is done....i still have more stories left to tell. ;)

Funny Cartoons.

While perusing the internet for research and/or just basic creeping through peoples facebook/tumblr/twitter...etc

These are couple of pics/graphs that i found that are GREAT.

This one was particularly funny simply because it actually happened...I mean it was the other way around and he was asking me. But yea it happened and my response was - maybe, not right away but eventually.

just a basic graph of different things that people perhaps may say in bed

and then this last one has nothing to do with sex but so so good.

Dry Spell

Lately I've gotten a new job, its super demanding but so good good!

but now consequently I am super busy; two jobs, school and studying is leaving a very minimal amount of social life time in my weeks.

SO SAD

aside from that, its been two weeks since my last romp in the sack and its killing me. 

I just want some mind shattering sex, orgasm squirting, non commital sex.

The last couple months I'm pretty sure i've only been with my usual FB (fuck buddy), and being that its been now 2 years - i'm getting bored.

Seriously the same sex all the time, i know exactly what he wants, where he wants it, how he wants it and its all so vanilla, i'm just so disinterested. - Like there is nothing exciting about it, and hes not so much on the trying new things once he found something that works.

I need new person sex, the excitement of a new person and discovery is so enticing and makes me wet with excitemnent thinking about the next person that i will pounce on. - the fantasies have gotten pretty intense; being that i live on a street with many eligible men walking around going to the many bars, one night last week i had to physically stop myself from just going outside and finding the first person and taking them into my house.

I NEEEEEDDDD !!

Side Note: how do people stay in relationships? I don't even spend much time with the FB and now im bored... I'm failing hardcore, scared to even think what i would be like in a relationship!!

How do you stay interested in sex with the same person day in and day out? Help a sista out...comments?

HPV - WTF?!

This is more of a serious informative post - so prepare yourselves!

A few months ago, I read an article that was talking about how the HPV virus can now be causing throat cancer.

At that time, it was still not proven and was more speculation however i was scared shitless.

I mean first I had to watch out for vagina cancer and nowwww I have to give BJs with condoms on.

These disease are really taking all the fun out of sex.

As I sit in this coffee shop, the tv playing the news just informed that now "HPV positive tumors are the leading cause of throat cancer"

Guys, honestly about 8 months ago, during my routine pap test, we found that I had HPV up in thurr. I was terrified, i didn't want cancer, i didn't know what this meant.

I went to a specialist and we had to monitor it, apparently most of the time it clears up on its own and no need to worry. I still cried like all the time for a full week.

In case you are all worried about me, the doc tells me that its all clear now and i'm fine.

Back to HPV in the world. HPV is soon to bypass tobacco as the number one reason for oral cancer!

So FOR REAL....please; all men and women go get PAP tests regularly, practice safer sex.

Check out this website for some chilling facts and/or you can always plainly google "HPV"

HPV and Oral Cancers

"I want to look into your eyes" #14

In grade 12 my family and I moved away. Naturally I always went back to my old area to go party with my original highschool friends.

However this was more like 2 year after i had moved and was slightly out of touch with my original ghetto "peeps"- but i was invited and did want to catch up with everyone sooo off i went to this party.

Turned out that i only knew a few people at the party, it seemed as though the group had grown ALOT.
I was going in and out of the house finding beers and people that i still had yet to talk to. Every time i went outside there was a boy who i caught watching me MULTIPLE times!
He was a friend of a friends as well as quite hot. Later on he approached me and introduced himself
"WAA, big accent" is what i thought, learned we just moved from brazil, he was so pretty and charming which made sense since he was a model at some point in brazil

Being in ghetto town again, naturally a HUGE fight broke out, and cops swarming the place...but not before my friends and i fled the area in my convenient car.

By friends and I, I really mean my friends and my friend who was friends with this Brazilian all went back to their house for a more tame after party.

Me and this beauty started making out at some point and decided it was time to go back to his for some "wine". He actually did have wine, which I didn't get to finish of course.

This sex was like something I had never experienced at the time, it was way too intense and loving and i remember thinking "this must be what making love is like", and that is when it was time to switch up positions and not be so close cause again..i was JUST fucking.

He was so super soft everywhere, decent dick, and just wanted to hold me all over. After we finished, I had never cuddled before this and so moved over to my side of the bed, turned over and tried to sleep for all of 30 seconds before he started holding me. This steamy man asked me to turn around and face him because he wanted to "look into my eyes" and "wanted to fall asleep like this".

Read on for the aftermath!

just walking the dog.

This is the story of a monster cock.
As so many stories start...(not)

I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.

We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.

However this one time, the guy looked a little older than me but right age and kinda cute, and then i did the full body scan...

with JUST a pair of loose not tight jeans, this man had a HUGE bulge...like he must have noticed me looking and double taking and while we talked all i thought was "fuck me, i need to see it - that is ridiculous"

Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.

Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR

Frosh Week - #11

I thought since its back to school time and frosh week is either this week or next, I would commemorate it with my experiences from frosh week a couple years ago.

(Too hear about how slutty/horny I was that week you can check out an older post #12 - One Night Stand )

This particular frosh week I was a leader for all the new froshies which means that really you can't have any sexual relations with them until frosh week is over. (unless your me, of course)

The first time I met with my group of froshies it was for some icebreakers and what not. As soon as I saw them I already had decided that a couple were good looking but ultimately knew that I shouldn't do anything. During the human knot or something, I heard one of the boys speak and lo and behold there was an Australian accent. This was the FIRST time I had legit met any person who had an accent and that I was in proximity with enough to actually do something about it.

He was a little shorter than I like, older than me (soooo even BETTER), had curly hair (love), and the obvious austrailian accent (exotic - he was an exchange student).

Every night of frosh week, we have special bar or club night events that is for all people in frosh. As soon as I arrived, this exotic froshie bee-lined to me and started buying me drinks and getting all close. I honestly did try, for a bit to resist and ensure that I stuck to the rules.

I'M BACKKK

so its only been like an ETERNITY since i've posted/been on here!

The summer has been busy with work, partying, finding a house/apartment and sleeping as much and as often as i can.

Went to NY with the boys, camping with the girls, many parties, drank way too much, indulged in drugs one too many times and overall had a great summer and met some pretty chill people.

and of course, the summer did yield some new "experiences"

#1 (Cont'd) - Just give me the Scarlet Letter

So when I first started writing this blog I was keen on telling the story of my first time.

you can see where this is continued from in Part One, a waaaayyy earlier blog posting.

The summer we hooked up, we had sex everywhere
the drive in, various cars
his house, my house
just everywhere, we was young and horny.

I had just started first year university and he was...oh i guess grade 11 now :/
Sometime in november, we had sex in his shower which i guess he just thought was so great or different or something that he had to write it all down in detail in a journal he had just started to write in (since this encounter was the first thing he had ever written in it).

For some reason his mother, saw the book and decided to open and read it.
That night he was confronted by his parents, the fear of GOD was no being placed into him and he ended up telling them that it was me that he was sleeping with.

Now at this time, since i had outgrown senior high (grades 9-12), I became a leader for junior high (aka kids in grade 7 and 8). His younger sister was in grade 7 at the time and thus on that tuesday night after the junior high stuff was over, his father and him came to pick up his sister as well as confront me.

Even though it had been a bit of time since the shower sex, his parents had convinced him that for sure i was pregnant or something because he came to me crying in the church after junior high which was around 930 pm and was so sorry that they knew and that i should go get plan b, yada yada.

#10 - Fave/Longest lasting Fuck Buddy

We have now this summer been fuck buddies for two years
which also happens to be the longest I've ever been with someone.
Sad but true.

WEEELLL we met at work, in two shifts, i was smitten - he was hot as shit and had a bad attitude.
I always was touching his face, his everything and telling him how hot he was and how big my crush was.

All he would say was,.."fuck you stop touching me, why don't we just fuck then!?"
I replied with "BUT YOUR SO HOT, I CAN'T STOP TOUCHING YOU, and also why we can't fuck...i like you too much"
That went on for a bit until one night there was an LMFAO show at a club near where we all lived. A bunch of us from work decided to go to the show and i wasn't expecting him to be there.
Lo and behold, there he was so both of our groups merged and hung out. Till LMFAO finally came on and we all were dancing - when i noticed this fucking kid dancing with this ugly fat chick.
I was pissed...so literally walked over to him and cut in, i was like "WTF, why are you dancing with that, when you can clearly have me"
ps. sometimes i can get bitchy and territorial.
so we danced, made out, i drove all people home - OBVI left him for last and i got to his house and legit lifted me over onto his seat and i def couldn't refuse him any longer.

We drove to a dead end street, that backed onto a cemetery (creepy i know, but we was horny, so fuck it)

we fucked long, and hard, in the car, on the grass...which also happened to push me onto the concrete curb
Where i proceeded to get concrete burn - mucho mucho more painful than carpet burn!!

Whiskey Dick / Coke Dick / YOU CAN'T GET IT UP

This is more of a rant. Stemming/Reminded to me through the last post.

All those dudes who suffer from whisky dick/coke dick/whatever dick can't get up

ARRRGGHHHH
soo annoying.

If and when I encounter this, seriously girls, just give up, "Fuck It" is what i say...

if its not raging from being drunk or coked up, then they probably won't be no matter how long you try to suck it or if you prefer trying to sit on it.

Seriously why waste your time.

Dudes...WTF; if you know you got LIMP dick don't try to take a girl home when you know its not even gonna work out and plus its not like your gonna feel/remember anything in the morning.

Overall, chicks don't embarrass yourselves trying to get an over buzzed limp dick hard and dudes, some courtesy and take yourselves home and be more careful for next time.
Learn your limits. If a chick is willing to go home with you and you KNOW your too far gone, you just leading us on and you know thats not very nice.

Oh Church... #4

I was still new to the game at #4 however,

I had already had mind shattering sex with #3, had a huge peen from #1
so when he came along and I found what was under the covers - I was LESS than impressed.

At the time I was still dealing with the repercussions of having sex with someone from church (#1) so was going to this thing called homechurch.
Basically it was like if sunday is the lecture, homechurch (on wednesdays, i think) is like the lab/tutorial.
So we would go over the sermon and discuss and meet other young "christians" in the area.

Most were good christians, there were obviously a few more who were like me and tended to not follow all christian rules...

One guy who seemed to be into the church stuff but at the same time, could talk about business, music, etc.

We hung out a bunch of times with alot of people and then one on one and he was just really easy to talk to.
Not that attractive, but he grew on me.

long time no see!!

Alright, I know
I've been MIA for a few weeks

Can you blame me, its summer which means....
Im working ALL the time
and obviously partying when im done working
and then sleeping

waking in time to do it all over again!

Party On Bitches, The summer only lasts so long!

#12 - One Night Stands and Walks of Shame

At frosh week at my university, all the leaders stay together in a hotel downtown near campus.
Naturally we would all walk back to our hotels at the end of the night of partying.

Being that we are in Toronto, frosh parties would be happening all in the clubbing district; me and a couple friends were on our way back to the hotel when we stopped for some food.

This is where I met "random"; I just don't even remember what he may have said or what not but I believe i remember him grabbing onto me and kissing and then we were in a cab and I was telling my friends to go on without me.

Actually now that I'm trying to relive the night, I think the only reason I went with him is because he said he lived close to where we were and I knew I had to be back to my hotel in the morning to get ready for the next days frosh activities.

He wasn't lieing, he lived in some condo that was about a 5 min drive from where I was staying. THANK GOD!

Obviously had some good sex, a couple times - slept in a really nice luxiourius bed - interesting for a man who was probably only in his mid 20s. - had some nice EARLY as fuck morning sex. I didn't notice at the time but it was early.
It also happened to be a week day and thus he had to go to work in the morning.

So here I am, in a black strapless quite short dress with red 4" heels walking out of this nice condo building at like 7:30 am. It wasn't till I got in the elevator did I notice that my phone was dead, I was much too proud to go back or ask anyone to call me a cab.

Apparently at 730 am on a weekday EVERYONE is using cabs. I had to walk in this small dress and red heels for about 5-10 min before I could find a free cab to finally get back to my hotel.

Safe, with a story to tell, and my roommates were none the wiser. Showered and led those froshies around the rest of the day like the innocent good role model that I am ;)

PS. I have no IDEA what this guys name was and I didn't think to ask in the morning; nor did I get his number and I think it was best that way.

Public Bathroom Stalls #17

He was the first guy (#1) I had banged in a foreign country. So I take it as like a restart, he broke my "foreign country" cherry. In case you don't believe I was reborn into a virgin as soon as I got into this foreign country...then he would just be #17.

The first time I ever went out in Hong Kong was with a chick I had just met, but soon grew to LA-OVE.

We drank a shit load that night, it was open bar, of course, because most places are at least open bar for chicks.  The club/bar was on one floor of the building, right above us was a hookah bar.

Me and the bff obviously ended up going up to the hookah bar with a couple of guys that we recognized from our group of people who were going out together. I knew my chica was interested in the one dude and I mean I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other one - PLUS we were both DEF wasted and were now smoking shisha.

It's a little hazy on how the night progressed, but the four of us ended up in either the girls or boys washroom (don't remember), paired off we were each in separate stalls. All I was willing to do at the moment was a BJ, because I didn't want to seem like a slut so early on, and plus my chica was next door - granted I knew nothing about her, but I figured she would be maybe giving a handie (I couldn't hear anything coming from their stall).

Eventually, however, we sexed up that public washroom with the two others in the next stall.

It wasn't until a few weeks later or a month that I found out that my new bff was ALSO sexing next door to me and thus ... the definition of true bonding ;)

oh and best part...

Asphyxiation #29 - again

He was really nice guy, just into some weird shit that I had never experienced.

Whenever we hung out, we were always trying to one up each other by finding an even more controversial, or banned, or just seriously fucked up movie that we could watch.
Most of the movies were all movies that were banned at some point in time from some country somewhere in the world. Normally I'm not a fan of scary movies, luckily all these movies were more like action or whatnot but with some sick and twisted scenes. (ie: Ichi the Killer - this one specifically I never was able to fully watch)

That night he took some (in his words) "artful" nudie pics; I was so against, in case they ever surface on the  internets...so I covered my face as best as I could and took more pics. Also did some filming that night. It's always interesting and odd watching yourself in the act or looking at pics.

Before sex that night however he asked me "how do you feel about choking?" wooo...I was like "ahhhh...never did it, would be kinda scared"So he goes on and tells me that he won't do it to me, but if I wanted, I could do it on him and we'll see how it goes.

I'm open minded, sooo when he asked me to do it, I did it a couple times but probably lightly mainly because I was afraid to choke him to hard. The third time though I did well, or so he said. He may have tried it once on me, but I didn't get it soo he stopped.

Not gonna lie...sometimes I would like to try it again. PLUS i just Wikipedia'd it to see what the hype was or why people like it. This is a quote from there that sparked my intrigue again: "When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive" 


In conclusion, #29 pushed my limits, opened me up to new possibilities and of course introduced me to more taboo sex practices along with teaching me about cuddling.
Before these encounters, I was SUPER against cuddling because it was almost too intimate and could cause me to think there is more between me and this random than just sex.
But he was adamant on the cuddling, the first night we were together I rolled over onto my side of the bed...but he just rolled over ontop of me and gave me no choice but to cuddle and then would ask that I cuddle him as well.

For a tall ass man (prob 6'2"), compared to my 5'1" self I was big spoon alot of the time - such a baby.

I learned so much with this kid...thats why he warranted 3 posts.
=)

FYI/Questionnaire

FYI
- the numbers that are at the end of the title of the names of the posts is the number that person was for me...aka pukie says #29 therefore he was my 29th lay.
cha know?!

Questionnaire
I was asked this like twice in the past week and so I thought I would throw it out there to the chicks... and also vice versa

pubes? or no pubes? orrr trimmed?
comment on here, twitter mention me, or twitter dm me, etc.
We can get a tally going; for both the girls and the guys

personally on a guy, I like a nice trim, its the hairy jungles that are just like I gotta brush the hairs way too much when going down there - that! I am NOT a fan of. So just keep it tidy.

Cause we all know that once shaven, its itchy and then stubbly and look at my homie Burt Reynolds here, he would just look odd with a patch of shaven pubes..some hair is nice and manly.

For chicks, Im obviously biased cause I'm not the one going down there, but I like it neatly trimmed.
I used to shave it all off and I would feel insecure and would turn away ALL sex if it wasn't a bald eagle. I've since grown and advocate the "Sasha Grey".

What do y'all think?

"Truths for Mature Humans"

I can't remember what blog i found this off of...

but so truee!!

LA-OVE

Click the pic to enlarge - ps.

Dates and MORE bruises - #29 cont'd

This is a continuation of pukie ...

After our one night together, we began texting pretty often. It was odd, because of course after a one night stand I seriously don't expect any more calling/texting/seeing of the person ever again.

Alas he was hot and I was down and I was not enjoying this bed/sleepover sex thing. So we ended up meeting up for a "date" we went to a movie which was really good and we walked around a bit - when leaving I was like alright "bye" and was gonna leave and he stopped me and leaned way over (soo much taller than me) and kissed me - I was SMITTEN.

A few hours later he texts and i quote "...slumber party?"
me : "i love a good slumber party"
and then here is the text that i thought was really quite gentlemanly - getting it out there right away:
"I should tell you though first: just that my intentions are sort of simple. I mean, I'm not loking for a relationship or anything but playfulness and good friendliness are ok in my book. how do you feel about that?"

I thought that was quite nice and quite frankly at the time, perfect..school had just started, i was working two jobs, as well as commuting to and from school; I don't have time to be nice and lovey and datey with boys.

When I told him that, he said
"well thats good :). honestly, the only thing worse than not having someone to cuddle with is hurting them. So I would rather be clear right from the beginning"

And thus starting our few sexcapades together.
Also he taught me the merits of cuddling - I have been converted, cuddle me all the time please and thanks!

To get more of the mushy stuff out of the way - we did do more than sex, I would come over and hang out with the buds and play board games, watch movies, etc. OH and i went to go see his band play; really good music!!

Now for the gooey, juicy parts ...

MDMA, Puke and Bruises - #29

Jan 3ish, 2011!
it was close to new years...

Started out like any great night out with one of my bffs...aka pretty tipsy and then this time getting WAY too high on MDMA.  The M really set in around 2ish when we were leaving; we get outside and obviously start looking for someone to take us to an after-hours place (ps. in canada, bars/clubs close at 2 and thus an afterhours is a place that 'illegally' continues to serve alcohol, etc).

We noticed two guys one blonde and one brunette (always a sucker for a brunette) this boy was so tall and awkward standing and cute and had lotsa hair on his head and a beard and glasses ....the only thing that my high ass brain could come up with to say was "your face! yourrr faaaaaceeeee!" with my hands outstretched reaching towards his face.
Somehow between that and my bffs conversations we headed off to an afterhours - I was retarded high, because I don't remember getting to the afterhours, maybe like 5 minutes in the afterhours I remember, don't remember leaving, getting to his house, walking up the stairs to his room BUT once I hit bed I remember EVERYTHING! It was almost as if my brain knew it was time to kick in and I would want to remember this important parts ;).

and now for the really interesting parts...

...rock my world...

I will masturbate tonight to the hope that I will sex you again one day...

#3 - the BEST fuck ever

As promised ...
Met him through my workplace...came along and wowed me with his magic tricks - the magic tricks GOT me! I wanted him...bad!

I don't recall the specifics of how it started; but we ended up having sex once...unfortunately.

There was just something about the way he talked, dressed and was that made me SO fucking hot for this kid. Finally, it was a day I was coming home from uni and decided that I would meet at his place before we both started work at 5.

Naturally we started off with a BJ - it was uncircumcised; the words that came out of my mouth when I saw it were, and I kid you not "WOAH, wow, i've never seen one, how? what do I do? like do I have to do something else? what should i do?" hes like "what do you mean? are you a virgin? just stick in your mouth its that same thing..jeez".

the beginnings of slutdom..

the first time I sucked dick was probably so bad! I honestly feel sorry for him, I can't even remember anymore what really happened that night - it was the after party for prom and I was still a virgin at the time. The after party was at my house and I think from what I recall, everything we did was just sloppy..

ugh anyways
I thought I would write about that; exams are over and now I have time to actually look through my "book" for past stories that are interesting/funny/ I just feel like writing them out for my own pleasure ;)

From the beginning I started this little journal when I had slept with 3 guys and given head to 4...hence that first story (he's the discrepancy, we never had sex ..too bad I had a big crush on him all through high school).

The brief lowdown of #1-3 is told after the "jump"

Remembering Old Positions

When your young and in school, a lot of people still live at home with the parents...aka me.

You kinda get used to doing the dirty in cars, and the way to spice up the sex is changing the parking location - sad, i know, but you make due.

I like car sex, well, actually I liked car sex until I realized how good NON car sex was and I got bored.

ANYWAYSS

I took a study "break" like I said on le twitter (follow already if your not - theres a link in the right hand corner ;) )
and went to meet up with the main buddy who convienently FINALLY had an empty house.

We do it pretty often and that means that I have car sex pretty often, this time though; as we're about to get it on hes like "WAIT, i miss doggy style, can we do doggy style?"
i said "um yes please, i don't care how we do it cause we in a BEDDD!"

hah
-can't wait for him to move out of said parents house

End of the School Year

Today is the end of this semester - next week is when exams start and thus why I can't be updating this so much (too much studying!)

anyways went to my last tuesday class and we had group presentations. Everyone presenting had to dress business casual...so up goes this one group

This group consists of people that have sat literally 3 feet in front of me all semester.
Up they go to present and this one guy that I obviously recognize (3 feet away in front of me) but shit, with black dress pants and that black dress shirt that was all the RIGHT kinds of tightness. I could see his big chest and his nicely shaped but and the shirt was not too tight.

I  turned to my girlfriend and said "how have I missed how hot this kid is until now?!"
She laughed; but seriosuly the longer I had to look at him present and stand there all hot and shit...

I literally was getting turned on and horny and then I started turning red because I was getting embarassed from all the fantasys that I played out in mind about jumping him right there and then.

The thing is, I get laid regularly..like at least a couple times a week; cause if i wasn't getting laid I would understand why the intense horniness but no.

He was just way to hot for his own good, and thinking about how he looked is making my heart hurt and my vagina throb!

Yet that was the last class and I don't know his name and never talked to him ever and now i'll never know what it would be like with that man.
=/

PS WISH ME LUCK ON MY STANK ASS EXAMS =)

Health Benefits from having sex

17 reasons that having sex is good for you.
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1. I have always said that sex cures stuffy noses and I have definately taken advantage of that
2. thank god about the cholesterol - I think im prone to bad cholesterol!
3. longer lifespan

BUT always remember that too much sex is not that good either - for girls there are all those infections that can afflict one if they are getting pounded way to regularly and arn't "moist" enough...
also there is the risk of being exposed to STIs so please please please go at least once a year for STI checkups as well as checking your chances of cancer (both boys and girls)

All in all, I love sex, it will always be a big part of my life and therefore we (me) needs to continue to be careful and safe =D

HK Sevens - #23

Since HK Sevens happened not too long ago, I thought this would be a nice story..

If you don't know, this is a rugby competition that brings teams from all over the world

to compete continuously for one weekend (fri,sat,sun) from 9-9 each day. For everyone who goes, its a party, getting dressed up in stupid outfits, drinking massive amounts of booze and not really watching the games...
Every night of the sevens is a party night for the people watching, but the players are still trying to win something (I think) - however, sunday the games are finished and some team won some competition (didn't really care, hot boys in short shorts and shirts that show off all muscles - need I say more), thus sunday means all the players on all these national teams are ALSO going out partying and since there is only really two major places these guys are going (wan chai or LKF). We (me and all me friends) decided to bet on wan chai.

After drinking and chatting, meeting some of an african team (I think they may have won that year, the boys were excited to meet them), we decided to start heading home

this is the INTERESTING part! ran into some of the Argentinean team - you could tell who played for what team cause they were all in their country jerseys and were all ripped to SHREDS.

TERRY RICHARDSON

not only are his pictures of insanely beautiful people but I also had a great sex dream about him not too long ago

WE SHOULD FUCK

i think i came a little..

There are, at this moment, only three guys that I know that I would commit to and never stray..

Two of them are out of reach, live in different countries, so beautiful and smart and passionate.
 - one of these i havn't even slept with but he is so mind stimulating and both are in university which is always a good sign, both like travelling (super plus) ahhh..

The third is close by and been intimate for a long time, 2 years.

With all of them, i'm just to pussy to say anything, to ask, to just know if they would commit.
I almost would rather have them around as friends or fuck buddies than to risk finding out that they don't ever want to commit.

so pathetic...

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oh but the reason i wrote this post was cause I was creeping the facebook and saw a pic of one and my heart did a little flutter, I maybe (meaning "I did") got a little wet. aiiiyaa


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ps promise the next post will be about a time I had meaningless wonderful sex with a stranger that is just a number and story in my "black book"
;)

I think i've earned the right to stereotype.

I have most definitely mastered the ancient arts and gained the:
White belt
Yellow belt
Brown belt
And really only reached like "level 1" black belt

If y'all get what I be saying.

Based completely on my own sexual experiences, these are my stereotypes so far

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More about 30

This one could have been such a great milestone

Here I was giving another brown guy a chance to prove his worth....
Never fucking happening again -
It was fucking terrible I think he was too eager ughh

Such a let down, normally I'm not one to judge on size cause there is always some way to work around it, but no not this time.

Erggghh what a let down

#31 ..it's the hair

I fucking squirted!! Like many, multiple, can't keep track of how many times!!!

It got to a point where I was so sensitive that just him putting it in me once and coming out...I squirted.

Good job mr. #31

Started as an innocent girls night out to the club, tipsy and shit...

But then He had big Afro hair, and I'm a sucker, plus with that alcohol coursing through the body- mmm I just couldn't say no...and thank god I didn't.

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OFWGKTA

OFWGKTA
VCR/ Wheels - Tyler, The Creator - Bastard Album


I don't wanna play you, I just wanna tape you undress
And then I'll lay you down and record soft porn
If it's romance then it's hardcore, if it's horror
Pop the pop corn, the thought to rape you really turns me on

Press my buttons baby

You're my favorite show, any chance I get I try to watch
Die hard fan, can't stop with the tapings
Sorta like a psycho when I can't stop with the raping
Of the VHS especially during sex baby

Press my buttons baby, press my fucking buttons

Ready to watch? I'mma slip it in the tape deck
But put it in slowmo, I don't wanna bust the tape yet, press play
Now this is what I call an evening
A live show, almost equivalent to screening
You're dream movie? I'm the clearest copy
Now time for Blow, I'm Johnny deep with the rarest poppy
Snort a little, now you're getting groovy
Cause I'll kill if I find out you're watching some other movies, bitch


Press my buttons baby, press my fucking buttons

A lot of sex

I guess, really I'm a slut, so what?

Can't a person who enjoys sex a lot, also HAVE sex a lot (so what I'm a chick)

Even though I don't set out to hurt men, they tend to get attached to literally what they can't have; the less we know of each other the better was my mentality, the less I wanted to know, the more they wanted to know.

When I sensed an attachment growing, I ran, I would ignore all calls/texts/etc. More often than not, I would have them calling months later to let me know of their hurt and anguish and I would think...pah; for them( see previous post) I'm handing out payback, for them.

I know I know, it's not right, I'm just as bad and I shouldn't perpetuate it...it's just I really like sex and guys like when girls are into what their into (sex)
Aka ladies start enjoying and wanting more sex, it's just good for the whole body and such a beautiful thing.

Warrior for women

For that girl who was cheated on,
For that girl whose heart was broken,
For that girl that lost hope in men
For that girl that never got a call/text/email back
For that girl that feels like she will never love again

For them.

Best you ever had

The way I look, everyone thinks I'm just an an innocent girl, until they...

Feel my blow job,
Feel my sex,
Or even hear of my talk of love of all things sex.



My sex so good,
My blow jobs so fantastic,
My tits just the right amount of size and perkiness,

My one night stands want encores.

#30

....
and so here we are

my bad I REALLLYY was trying to save this for, ya know someone special.

this is a big number i mean MORE than half way to 50...HOLAYY SHEEITT!

I kinda bombed a big midterm this weekend and i really wanted to have some rough and tumble sex which none of my fuck buddies (only have two - right now) could provide or were around to be able to provide.

Met a friend of a friend while doing another project in the commons area...once she left and we continued to talk about sex and compare what crazies we've had to shake off - it ended up getting too heated and realized that we both needed the same thing at that moment. Some all fun, rough, get refocused on school, sex!

aka study break in le car, #30.
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Nympho

I always wonder if people want sex as much and as often as I do.

I mean when I get a craving, it's all I can think about and the first person to make their move on me is gonna get it. It's way too hard to resist what the body wants!

For living with the 'rents still I would say I get a pretty steady fix - minimum once a week... Not bad compared to most other people my age and especially the ones who live with the parents.

Anyways I would say it's been like a bit over a week and I'm craving hardcore!
- rough
- bend me over
- pull my hair
- slap my ass
- bite my ears
- grab my tits
Etc..
I need a fix, masturbating can only do so much
:(