#3 - the BEST fuck ever

As promised ...
Met him through my workplace...came along and wowed me with his magic tricks - the magic tricks GOT me! I wanted him...bad!

I don't recall the specifics of how it started; but we ended up having sex once...unfortunately.

There was just something about the way he talked, dressed and was that made me SO fucking hot for this kid. Finally, it was a day I was coming home from uni and decided that I would meet at his place before we both started work at 5.

Naturally we started off with a BJ - it was uncircumcised; the words that came out of my mouth when I saw it were, and I kid you not "WOAH, wow, i've never seen one, how? what do I do? like do I have to do something else? what should i do?" hes like "what do you mean? are you a virgin? just stick in your mouth its that same thing..jeez".

I think i've earned the right to stereotype.

I have most definitely mastered the ancient arts and gained the:
White belt
Yellow belt
Brown belt
And really only reached like "level 1" black belt

If y'all get what I be saying.

Based completely on my own sexual experiences, these are my stereotypes so far