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Monday, April 4, 2011

I think i've earned the right to stereotype.

I have most definitely mastered the ancient arts and gained the:
White belt
Yellow belt
Brown belt
And really only reached like "level 1" black belt

If y'all get what I be saying.

Based completely on my own sexual experiences, these are my stereotypes so far



Brown - Like to talk big, uncircumcised (doesn't mean anything, more of an fyi), just no rhythm or coordination, not sure how to explain but usually just a fan of plowing hard and fast (aka I really don't think they know what they are doing) but on the plus side for me or them (whatever) they all thought I gave the best bjs ever - booyah!

Asians - (Chinese, Viet, Korean, etc) - this is a hard group to generalize, I seperate them by...westernized or asians that born and raised/live in the west and then asians that born and raised/live in Asia.
      Western Asians - average, average size and in sex. I mean they are good and nothing really to complain about
      Asia Asians - they live up to their fucking stereotype...shit! granted I only had two hk asians, and one philipino; they just, ahh so small, I mean like, a lollipop thats all. Deep throating is not a skill that is needed over there. OH and sometimes, well most of the time, once the clothes come off no matter how old they are, they look at the oldest 14 year olds. On the upside though, they are all really sweet and especailly if your white they will love you and take care of you forever.

Whites - well on average, they are average; at least once, you'll come across one whose small, a few times they will be girthy, maybe a couple will be too long, but on average you'll be satisfied somehow
            - euro whites, mostly uncut.. ps
            - also if they talk big, they usually can back it up some way

Blacks - I only been with one, and i'm pretty sure he was way into asian chicks and a bit like the asians in that he was so amazed and happy a white chick would be interested in sexing him. So I got no stereotypes for this group...you'll have to let me know

1 comment:

  1. Wishing you all the best in getting more levels in the black belt.

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