Pages

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Whiskey Dick / Coke Dick / YOU CAN'T GET IT UP


This is more of a rant. Stemming/Reminded to me through the last post.

All those dudes who suffer from whisky dick/coke dick/whatever dick can't get up

ARRRGGHHHH
soo annoying.

If and when I encounter this, seriously girls, just give up, "Fuck It" is what i say...

if its not raging from being drunk or coked up, then they probably won't be no matter how long you try to suck it or if you prefer trying to sit on it.

Seriously why waste your time.

Dudes...WTF; if you know you got LIMP dick don't try to take a girl home when you know its not even gonna work out and plus its not like your gonna feel/remember anything in the morning.

Overall, chicks don't embarrass yourselves trying to get an over buzzed limp dick hard and dudes, some courtesy and take yourselves home and be more careful for next time.
Learn your limits. If a chick is willing to go home with you and you KNOW your too far gone, you just leading us on and you know thats not very nice.

No comments:

Post a Comment