Whiskey Dick / Coke Dick / YOU CAN'T GET IT UP

This is more of a rant. Stemming/Reminded to me through the last post.

All those dudes who suffer from whisky dick/coke dick/whatever dick can't get up

ARRRGGHHHH
soo annoying.

If and when I encounter this, seriously girls, just give up, "Fuck It" is what i say...

if its not raging from being drunk or coked up, then they probably won't be no matter how long you try to suck it or if you prefer trying to sit on it.

Seriously why waste your time.

Dudes...WTF; if you know you got LIMP dick don't try to take a girl home when you know its not even gonna work out and plus its not like your gonna feel/remember anything in the morning.

Overall, chicks don't embarrass yourselves trying to get an over buzzed limp dick hard and dudes, some courtesy and take yourselves home and be more careful for next time.
Learn your limits. If a chick is willing to go home with you and you KNOW your too far gone, you just leading us on and you know thats not very nice.

MDMA, Puke and Bruises - #29

Jan 3ish, 2011!
it was close to new years...

Started out like any great night out with one of my bffs...aka pretty tipsy and then this time getting WAY too high on MDMA.  The M really set in around 2ish when we were leaving; we get outside and obviously start looking for someone to take us to an after-hours place (ps. in canada, bars/clubs close at 2 and thus an afterhours is a place that 'illegally' continues to serve alcohol, etc).

We noticed two guys one blonde and one brunette (always a sucker for a brunette) this boy was so tall and awkward standing and cute and had lotsa hair on his head and a beard and glasses ....the only thing that my high ass brain could come up with to say was "your face! yourrr faaaaaceeeee!" with my hands outstretched reaching towards his face.
Somehow between that and my bffs conversations we headed off to an afterhours - I was retarded high, because I don't remember getting to the afterhours, maybe like 5 minutes in the afterhours I remember, don't remember leaving, getting to his house, walking up the stairs to his room BUT once I hit bed I remember EVERYTHING! It was almost as if my brain knew it was time to kick in and I would want to remember this important parts ;).

and now for the really interesting parts...

the beginnings of slutdom..

the first time I sucked dick was probably so bad! I honestly feel sorry for him, I can't even remember anymore what really happened that night - it was the after party for prom and I was still a virgin at the time. The after party was at my house and I think from what I recall, everything we did was just sloppy..

ugh anyways
I thought I would write about that; exams are over and now I have time to actually look through my "book" for past stories that are interesting/funny/ I just feel like writing them out for my own pleasure ;)

From the beginning I started this little journal when I had slept with 3 guys and given head to 4...hence that first story (he's the discrepancy, we never had sex ..too bad I had a big crush on him all through high school).

The brief lowdown of #1-3 is told after the "jump"