#16 - New Meat In The Kitchen

I was lucky with the last place I worked at, simply because there was always good looking people being hired and that I got to spend time and work with often!

I think I got around 4-5 kills from that place. ;)

----

We got a new cook at work and he had tats, was cute, nice lips, good hair ...basically I saw a new hot  challenge.
When he started, I quickly found out he had a girlfriend, which to me means off limits - my dreams were crushed...until I found out they were on a break and he was free bird - it was my time to POUNCE.

Being in the service industry, we all like the "finer things in life" aka  we always go for drinks after work and this night was no exception, except that the new cook was coming because he was finally unattached.

This was one of the first times I had ever really encountered serious whiskey dick/coke dick. At the time I was only starting to learn more about him, as he was fairly new at work. This was the night that I would find out that he did a shit ton of coke (I had never even met anyone who did coke ever, nor had I even seen it before! - so this was a shock for me.) anddd that he was pretty drunk.

Whiskey Dick / Coke Dick / YOU CAN'T GET IT UP

This is more of a rant. Stemming/Reminded to me through the last post.

All those dudes who suffer from whisky dick/coke dick/whatever dick can't get up

ARRRGGHHHH
soo annoying.

If and when I encounter this, seriously girls, just give up, "Fuck It" is what i say...

if its not raging from being drunk or coked up, then they probably won't be no matter how long you try to suck it or if you prefer trying to sit on it.

Seriously why waste your time.

Dudes...WTF; if you know you got LIMP dick don't try to take a girl home when you know its not even gonna work out and plus its not like your gonna feel/remember anything in the morning.

Overall, chicks don't embarrass yourselves trying to get an over buzzed limp dick hard and dudes, some courtesy and take yourselves home and be more careful for next time.
Learn your limits. If a chick is willing to go home with you and you KNOW your too far gone, you just leading us on and you know thats not very nice.