just walking the dog.

This is the story of a monster cock.
As so many stories start...(not)

I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.

We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.

However this one time, the guy looked a little older than me but right age and kinda cute, and then i did the full body scan...

with JUST a pair of loose not tight jeans, this man had a HUGE bulge...like he must have noticed me looking and double taking and while we talked all i thought was "fuck me, i need to see it - that is ridiculous"

Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.

Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR


we exchanged numbers, went on another date that ended at his place with drinks.
He was really a nice guy, and from what i could see through his pants AGAIN was that HUGE bulge.
Everytime I looked at the bulge, my brain was saying "WTF....so gooddd and scary at the same timmmmeee"

So obviously at some point his pants came off and I gave him a good BJ.
1. I worked so hard not to let my lockjaw get in the way
2. It was soo fucking fatty and now i DEF judge and look at the bulge - everytime i don't even care how old or wrong it is, im gonna look.
3. He was very nice about it and said he never came from a blowjob so "don't overwork yourself"
 - WAS THAT A CHALLENGE?!
Of course he came and was at a loss for words.

That was the end of that, I was finished. He was not happy about that, in the next few days to a week, he showed up at my house with flowers twice, didn't understand what was wrong and felt bad that all we did was a bj. It was all very touching and nice, but he was a gorilla...a blonde haired gorilla, way way too hairy all over his body - his shoulders, neck, and because everything was hairy, his hair on his head just seemed like too much as well.

It all disgusted me way too much, but I mean, can't hate - the chick who ends up with him will have monster cock forever so...touche, touche

ps. i've never walked the dog in that park since and always scout the starbucks before i go in (cause you never know)