That Time I Initiated a Threesome...

This started out like any other threesome would....at a bar


The three people involved were myself, one of my girlfriends, and one of my guy friends.

Lets call my girlfriend Ariel and the guy Aladdin for sake of ease.
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Ariel recently got a job out of province in a place much less populated than where were currently lived, and she was coming back home to visit for the week. I was allotted the friday night for getting to spend time with her and she had told me specifically "I want to GET LAID tonight  its my only night free and back in civilization where there is good pickings and I really don't care who it is, but its been forever and I NEED it"

Being the great friend that I am, I said HELL YEA, eassssssyyy. So naturally we invite all our friends to the bar for a reunion, plus I know that she and one of the them were fuck buddies before and thus would be down, and if not, ITS A BAR!

At the bar, drinking, everyones arrived and it was great, except fuck buddy can't come, sooo now its hunting season and most of our friends have work in the morn so people are slowly just leaving! LAAAMMEEEE!

Aladdin goes to us "why don't we just go back to mine and drink so that we don't have to call it a night to fast"; now i know that Aladdin ALWAYS has tons of alcohol at his place and is always generous, so i'm down buttt that lowers our pickings for Ariel down to one and i don't know if shes down. Lo and behold, she says she is down for going to his place cause then we can continue drinking and the whole night isn't a disaster.

So like any good threesome story, it never started out being planned as a threesome.

We drove to his place in my car, get there, open a bottle of champagne....finish it, open another and I realize "OK guys, i can't drink anymore or else it DEFINITELY won't be safe for me to drive us (me and ariel) back home (to my place)." Aladdin says "well i'll pay for DADS, so KEEP DRINKING" (which is a taxi company that comes with two people and one drives you home and the other drives your car home behind you - smart right? i know!)

Well you don't have to twist my arm to get me to drink free booze AND pay for my cab home.
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I don't remember finishing that last drink...not a single clue...