These are couple of pics/graphs that i found that are GREAT.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Funny Cartoons.
While perusing the internet for research and/or just basic creeping through peoples facebook/tumblr/twitter...etc
These are couple of pics/graphs that i found that are GREAT.
This one was particularly funny simply because it actually happened...I mean it was the other way around and he was asking me. But yea it happened and my response was - maybe, not right away but eventually.
just a basic graph of different things that people perhaps may say in bed
and then this last one has nothing to do with sex but so so good.
These are couple of pics/graphs that i found that are GREAT.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Dry Spell
Lately I've gotten a new job, its super demanding but so good good!
but now consequently I am super busy; two jobs, school and studying is leaving a very minimal amount of social life time in my weeks.
SO SAD
aside from that, its been two weeks since my last romp in the sack and its killing me.
I just want some mind shattering sex, orgasm squirting, non commital sex.
The last couple months I'm pretty sure i've only been with my usual FB (fuck buddy), and being that its been now 2 years - i'm getting bored.
Seriously the same sex all the time, i know exactly what he wants, where he wants it, how he wants it and its all so vanilla, i'm just so disinterested. - Like there is nothing exciting about it, and hes not so much on the trying new things once he found something that works.
I need new person sex, the excitement of a new person and discovery is so enticing and makes me wet with excitemnent thinking about the next person that i will pounce on. - the fantasies have gotten pretty intense; being that i live on a street with many eligible men walking around going to the many bars, one night last week i had to physically stop myself from just going outside and finding the first person and taking them into my house.
I NEEEEEDDDD !!
Side Note: how do people stay in relationships? I don't even spend much time with the FB and now im bored... I'm failing hardcore, scared to even think what i would be like in a relationship!!
How do you stay interested in sex with the same person day in and day out? Help a sista out...comments?
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
HPV - WTF?!
This is more of a serious informative post - so prepare yourselves!
At that time, it was still not proven and was more speculation however i was scared shitless.
I mean first I had to watch out for vagina cancer and nowwww I have to give BJs with condoms on.
These disease are really taking all the fun out of sex.
As I sit in this coffee shop, the tv playing the news just informed that now "HPV positive tumors are the leading cause of throat cancer"
Guys, honestly about 8 months ago, during my routine pap test, we found that I had HPV up in thurr. I was terrified, i didn't want cancer, i didn't know what this meant.
I went to a specialist and we had to monitor it, apparently most of the time it clears up on its own and no need to worry. I still cried like all the time for a full week.
In case you are all worried about me, the doc tells me that its all clear now and i'm fine.
Back to HPV in the world. HPV is soon to bypass tobacco as the number one reason for oral cancer!
So FOR REAL....please; all men and women go get PAP tests regularly, practice safer sex.
Check out this website for some chilling facts and/or you can always plainly google "HPV"
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
"I want to look into your eyes" #14
In grade 12 my family and I moved away. Naturally I always went back to my old area to go party with my original highschool friends.
However this was more like 2 year after i had moved and was slightly out of touch with my original ghetto "peeps"- but i was invited and did want to catch up with everyone sooo off i went to this party.
Turned out that i only knew a few people at the party, it seemed as though the group had grown ALOT.
I was going in and out of the house finding beers and people that i still had yet to talk to. Every time i went outside there was a boy who i caught watching me MULTIPLE times!
He was a friend of a friends as well as quite hot. Later on he approached me and introduced himself
"WAA, big accent" is what i thought, learned we just moved from brazil, he was so pretty and charming which made sense since he was a model at some point in brazil
Being in ghetto town again, naturally a HUGE fight broke out, and cops swarming the place...but not before my friends and i fled the area in my convenient car.
By friends and I, I really mean my friends and my friend who was friends with this Brazilian all went back to their house for a more tame after party.
Me and this beauty started making out at some point and decided it was time to go back to his for some "wine". He actually did have wine, which I didn't get to finish of course.
This sex was like something I had never experienced at the time, it was way too intense and loving and i remember thinking "this must be what making love is like", and that is when it was time to switch up positions and not be so close cause again..i was JUST fucking.
He was so super soft everywhere, decent dick, and just wanted to hold me all over. After we finished, I had never cuddled before this and so moved over to my side of the bed, turned over and tried to sleep for all of 30 seconds before he started holding me. This steamy man asked me to turn around and face him because he wanted to "look into my eyes" and "wanted to fall asleep like this".
Read on for the aftermath!
However this was more like 2 year after i had moved and was slightly out of touch with my original ghetto "peeps"- but i was invited and did want to catch up with everyone sooo off i went to this party.
Turned out that i only knew a few people at the party, it seemed as though the group had grown ALOT.
I was going in and out of the house finding beers and people that i still had yet to talk to. Every time i went outside there was a boy who i caught watching me MULTIPLE times!
He was a friend of a friends as well as quite hot. Later on he approached me and introduced himself
"WAA, big accent" is what i thought, learned we just moved from brazil, he was so pretty and charming which made sense since he was a model at some point in brazil
Being in ghetto town again, naturally a HUGE fight broke out, and cops swarming the place...but not before my friends and i fled the area in my convenient car.
By friends and I, I really mean my friends and my friend who was friends with this Brazilian all went back to their house for a more tame after party.
Me and this beauty started making out at some point and decided it was time to go back to his for some "wine". He actually did have wine, which I didn't get to finish of course.
This sex was like something I had never experienced at the time, it was way too intense and loving and i remember thinking "this must be what making love is like", and that is when it was time to switch up positions and not be so close cause again..i was JUST fucking.
He was so super soft everywhere, decent dick, and just wanted to hold me all over. After we finished, I had never cuddled before this and so moved over to my side of the bed, turned over and tried to sleep for all of 30 seconds before he started holding me. This steamy man asked me to turn around and face him because he wanted to "look into my eyes" and "wanted to fall asleep like this".
Read on for the aftermath!
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
just walking the dog.
This is the story of a monster cock.
As so many stories start...(not)
I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.
We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.
However this one time, the guy looked a little older than me but right age and kinda cute, and then i did the full body scan...
with JUST a pair of loose not tight jeans, this man had a HUGE bulge...like he must have noticed me looking and double taking and while we talked all i thought was "fuck me, i need to see it - that is ridiculous"
Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.
Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR
As so many stories start...(not)
I was out one time, walking the dog on a nice fall afternoon. Usually when Im walking the dog I let her off the leash and in the many parks within the trees, its good for her she will burn more energy.
We got to a playground open space area, where i noticed another dog and owner. Even better cause the dogs can be friends and my dog could expend more energy EXCEPT where i have to do small talk to the dog owners.
Instead of going our different ways, we found that we live about 5 minutes away from each other and walked our dogs a bit longer and talked and made our way to starbucks.
Unfortunately this story doesn't end with me and mr.porn sized dick having sex - HOWEVERRRR
Friday, September 2, 2011
Frosh Week - #11
I thought since its back to school time and frosh week is either this week or next, I would commemorate it with my experiences from frosh week a couple years ago.
(Too hear about how slutty/horny I was that week you can check out an older post #12 - One Night Stand )
This particular frosh week I was a leader for all the new froshies which means that really you can't have any sexual relations with them until frosh week is over. (unless your me, of course)
The first time I met with my group of froshies it was for some icebreakers and what not. As soon as I saw them I already had decided that a couple were good looking but ultimately knew that I shouldn't do anything. During the human knot or something, I heard one of the boys speak and lo and behold there was an Australian accent. This was the FIRST time I had legit met any person who had an accent and that I was in proximity with enough to actually do something about it.
He was a little shorter than I like, older than me (soooo even BETTER), had curly hair (love), and the obvious austrailian accent (exotic - he was an exchange student).
Every night of frosh week, we have special bar or club night events that is for all people in frosh. As soon as I arrived, this exotic froshie bee-lined to me and started buying me drinks and getting all close. I honestly did try, for a bit to resist and ensure that I stuck to the rules.
(Too hear about how slutty/horny I was that week you can check out an older post #12 - One Night Stand )
This particular frosh week I was a leader for all the new froshies which means that really you can't have any sexual relations with them until frosh week is over. (unless your me, of course)
The first time I met with my group of froshies it was for some icebreakers and what not. As soon as I saw them I already had decided that a couple were good looking but ultimately knew that I shouldn't do anything. During the human knot or something, I heard one of the boys speak and lo and behold there was an Australian accent. This was the FIRST time I had legit met any person who had an accent and that I was in proximity with enough to actually do something about it.
He was a little shorter than I like, older than me (soooo even BETTER), had curly hair (love), and the obvious austrailian accent (exotic - he was an exchange student).
Every night of frosh week, we have special bar or club night events that is for all people in frosh. As soon as I arrived, this exotic froshie bee-lined to me and started buying me drinks and getting all close. I honestly did try, for a bit to resist and ensure that I stuck to the rules.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
I'M BACKKK
so its only been like an ETERNITY since i've posted/been on here!
The summer has been busy with work, partying, finding a house/apartment and sleeping as much and as often as i can.
Went to NY with the boys, camping with the girls, many parties, drank way too much, indulged in drugs one too many times and overall had a great summer and met some pretty chill people.
and of course, the summer did yield some new "experiences"
The summer has been busy with work, partying, finding a house/apartment and sleeping as much and as often as i can.
Went to NY with the boys, camping with the girls, many parties, drank way too much, indulged in drugs one too many times and overall had a great summer and met some pretty chill people.
and of course, the summer did yield some new "experiences"
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