So when I first started writing this blog I was keen on telling the story of my first time.
you can see where this is continued from in Part One, a waaaayyy earlier blog posting.
The summer we hooked up, we had sex everywhere
the drive in, various cars
his house, my house
just everywhere, we was young and horny.
I had just started first year university and he was...oh i guess grade 11 now :/
Sometime in november, we had sex in his shower which i guess he just thought was so great or different or something that he had to write it all down in detail in a journal he had just started to write in (since this encounter was the first thing he had ever written in it).
For some reason his mother, saw the book and decided to open and read it.
That night he was confronted by his parents, the fear of GOD was no being placed into him and he ended up telling them that it was me that he was sleeping with.
Now at this time, since i had outgrown senior high (grades 9-12), I became a leader for junior high (aka kids in grade 7 and 8). His younger sister was in grade 7 at the time and thus on that tuesday night after the junior high stuff was over, his father and him came to pick up his sister as well as confront me.
Even though it had been a bit of time since the shower sex, his parents had convinced him that for sure i was pregnant or something because he came to me crying in the church after junior high which was around 930 pm and was so sorry that they knew and that i should go get plan b, yada yada.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
#10 - Fave/Longest lasting Fuck Buddy
We have now this summer been fuck buddies for two years
which also happens to be the longest I've ever been with someone.
Sad but true.
WEEELLL we met at work, in two shifts, i was smitten - he was hot as shit and had a bad attitude.
I always was touching his face, his everything and telling him how hot he was and how big my crush was.
All he would say was,.."fuck you stop touching me, why don't we just fuck then!?"
I replied with "BUT YOUR SO HOT, I CAN'T STOP TOUCHING YOU, and also why we can't fuck...i like you too much"
That went on for a bit until one night there was an LMFAO show at a club near where we all lived. A bunch of us from work decided to go to the show and i wasn't expecting him to be there.
Lo and behold, there he was so both of our groups merged and hung out. Till LMFAO finally came on and we all were dancing - when i noticed this fucking kid dancing with this ugly fat chick.
I was pissed...so literally walked over to him and cut in, i was like "WTF, why are you dancing with that, when you can clearly have me"
ps. sometimes i can get bitchy and territorial.
so we danced, made out, i drove all people home - OBVI left him for last and i got to his house and legit lifted me over onto his seat and i def couldn't refuse him any longer.
We drove to a dead end street, that backed onto a cemetery (creepy i know, but we was horny, so fuck it)
we fucked long, and hard, in the car, on the grass...which also happened to push me onto the concrete curb
Where i proceeded to get concrete burn - mucho mucho more painful than carpet burn!!
which also happens to be the longest I've ever been with someone.
Sad but true.
WEEELLL we met at work, in two shifts, i was smitten - he was hot as shit and had a bad attitude.
I always was touching his face, his everything and telling him how hot he was and how big my crush was.
All he would say was,.."fuck you stop touching me, why don't we just fuck then!?"
I replied with "BUT YOUR SO HOT, I CAN'T STOP TOUCHING YOU, and also why we can't fuck...i like you too much"
That went on for a bit until one night there was an LMFAO show at a club near where we all lived. A bunch of us from work decided to go to the show and i wasn't expecting him to be there.
Lo and behold, there he was so both of our groups merged and hung out. Till LMFAO finally came on and we all were dancing - when i noticed this fucking kid dancing with this ugly fat chick.
I was pissed...so literally walked over to him and cut in, i was like "WTF, why are you dancing with that, when you can clearly have me"
ps. sometimes i can get bitchy and territorial.
so we danced, made out, i drove all people home - OBVI left him for last and i got to his house and legit lifted me over onto his seat and i def couldn't refuse him any longer.
we fucked long, and hard, in the car, on the grass...which also happened to push me onto the concrete curb
Where i proceeded to get concrete burn - mucho mucho more painful than carpet burn!!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Whiskey Dick / Coke Dick / YOU CAN'T GET IT UP
This is more of a rant. Stemming/Reminded to me through the last post.
All those dudes who suffer from whisky dick/coke dick/whatever dick can't get up
ARRRGGHHHH
soo annoying.
If and when I encounter this, seriously girls, just give up, "Fuck It" is what i say...
if its not raging from being drunk or coked up, then they probably won't be no matter how long you try to suck it or if you prefer trying to sit on it.
Seriously why waste your time.
Dudes...WTF; if you know you got LIMP dick don't try to take a girl home when you know its not even gonna work out and plus its not like your gonna feel/remember anything in the morning.
Overall, chicks don't embarrass yourselves trying to get an over buzzed limp dick hard and dudes, some courtesy and take yourselves home and be more careful for next time.
Learn your limits. If a chick is willing to go home with you and you KNOW your too far gone, you just leading us on and you know thats not very nice.
Oh Church... #4
I was still new to the game at #4 however,
I had already had mind shattering sex with #3, had a huge peen from #1
so when he came along and I found what was under the covers - I was LESS than impressed.
At the time I was still dealing with the repercussions of having sex with someone from church (#1) so was going to this thing called homechurch.
Basically it was like if sunday is the lecture, homechurch (on wednesdays, i think) is like the lab/tutorial.
So we would go over the sermon and discuss and meet other young "christians" in the area.
Most were good christians, there were obviously a few more who were like me and tended to not follow all christian rules...
One guy who seemed to be into the church stuff but at the same time, could talk about business, music, etc.
We hung out a bunch of times with alot of people and then one on one and he was just really easy to talk to.
Not that attractive, but he grew on me.
I had already had mind shattering sex with #3, had a huge peen from #1
so when he came along and I found what was under the covers - I was LESS than impressed.
At the time I was still dealing with the repercussions of having sex with someone from church (#1) so was going to this thing called homechurch.
Basically it was like if sunday is the lecture, homechurch (on wednesdays, i think) is like the lab/tutorial.
So we would go over the sermon and discuss and meet other young "christians" in the area.
Most were good christians, there were obviously a few more who were like me and tended to not follow all christian rules...
One guy who seemed to be into the church stuff but at the same time, could talk about business, music, etc.
We hung out a bunch of times with alot of people and then one on one and he was just really easy to talk to.
Not that attractive, but he grew on me.
long time no see!!
Alright, I know
I've been MIA for a few weeks
Can you blame me, its summer which means....
Im working ALL the time
and obviously partying when im done working
and then sleeping
waking in time to do it all over again!
Party On Bitches, The summer only lasts so long!
I've been MIA for a few weeks
Can you blame me, its summer which means....
Im working ALL the time
and obviously partying when im done working
and then sleeping
waking in time to do it all over again!
Party On Bitches, The summer only lasts so long!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
#12 - One Night Stands and Walks of Shame
At frosh week at my university, all the leaders stay together in a hotel downtown near campus.
Naturally we would all walk back to our hotels at the end of the night of partying.
Being that we are in Toronto, frosh parties would be happening all in the clubbing district; me and a couple friends were on our way back to the hotel when we stopped for some food.
This is where I met "random"; I just don't even remember what he may have said or what not but I believe i remember him grabbing onto me and kissing and then we were in a cab and I was telling my friends to go on without me.
Actually now that I'm trying to relive the night, I think the only reason I went with him is because he said he lived close to where we were and I knew I had to be back to my hotel in the morning to get ready for the next days frosh activities.
He wasn't lieing, he lived in some condo that was about a 5 min drive from where I was staying. THANK GOD!
Obviously had some good sex, a couple times - slept in a really nice luxiourius bed - interesting for a man who was probably only in his mid 20s. - had some nice EARLY as fuck morning sex. I didn't notice at the time but it was early.
It also happened to be a week day and thus he had to go to work in the morning.
So here I am, in a black strapless quite short dress with red 4" heels walking out of this nice condo building at like 7:30 am. It wasn't till I got in the elevator did I notice that my phone was dead, I was much too proud to go back or ask anyone to call me a cab.
Apparently at 730 am on a weekday EVERYONE is using cabs. I had to walk in this small dress and red heels for about 5-10 min before I could find a free cab to finally get back to my hotel.
Safe, with a story to tell, and my roommates were none the wiser. Showered and led those froshies around the rest of the day like the innocent good role model that I am ;)
PS. I have no IDEA what this guys name was and I didn't think to ask in the morning; nor did I get his number and I think it was best that way.
Naturally we would all walk back to our hotels at the end of the night of partying.
Being that we are in Toronto, frosh parties would be happening all in the clubbing district; me and a couple friends were on our way back to the hotel when we stopped for some food.
This is where I met "random"; I just don't even remember what he may have said or what not but I believe i remember him grabbing onto me and kissing and then we were in a cab and I was telling my friends to go on without me.
Actually now that I'm trying to relive the night, I think the only reason I went with him is because he said he lived close to where we were and I knew I had to be back to my hotel in the morning to get ready for the next days frosh activities.
He wasn't lieing, he lived in some condo that was about a 5 min drive from where I was staying. THANK GOD!
Obviously had some good sex, a couple times - slept in a really nice luxiourius bed - interesting for a man who was probably only in his mid 20s. - had some nice EARLY as fuck morning sex. I didn't notice at the time but it was early.
It also happened to be a week day and thus he had to go to work in the morning.
So here I am, in a black strapless quite short dress with red 4" heels walking out of this nice condo building at like 7:30 am. It wasn't till I got in the elevator did I notice that my phone was dead, I was much too proud to go back or ask anyone to call me a cab.
Apparently at 730 am on a weekday EVERYONE is using cabs. I had to walk in this small dress and red heels for about 5-10 min before I could find a free cab to finally get back to my hotel.
Safe, with a story to tell, and my roommates were none the wiser. Showered and led those froshies around the rest of the day like the innocent good role model that I am ;)
PS. I have no IDEA what this guys name was and I didn't think to ask in the morning; nor did I get his number and I think it was best that way.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Public Bathroom Stalls #17
He was the first guy (#1) I had banged in a foreign country. So I take it as like a restart, he broke my "foreign country" cherry. In case you don't believe I was reborn into a virgin as soon as I got into this foreign country...then he would just be #17.
The first time I ever went out in Hong Kong was with a chick I had just met, but soon grew to LA-OVE.
We drank a shit load that night, it was open bar, of course, because most places are at least open bar for chicks. The club/bar was on one floor of the building, right above us was a hookah bar.
Me and the bff obviously ended up going up to the hookah bar with a couple of guys that we recognized from our group of people who were going out together. I knew my chica was interested in the one dude and I mean I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other one - PLUS we were both DEF wasted and were now smoking shisha.
It's a little hazy on how the night progressed, but the four of us ended up in either the girls or boys washroom (don't remember), paired off we were each in separate stalls. All I was willing to do at the moment was a BJ, because I didn't want to seem like a slut so early on, and plus my chica was next door - granted I knew nothing about her, but I figured she would be maybe giving a handie (I couldn't hear anything coming from their stall).
Eventually, however, we sexed up that public washroom with the two others in the next stall.
It wasn't until a few weeks later or a month that I found out that my new bff was ALSO sexing next door to me and thus ... the definition of true bonding ;)
oh and best part...
The first time I ever went out in Hong Kong was with a chick I had just met, but soon grew to LA-OVE.
We drank a shit load that night, it was open bar, of course, because most places are at least open bar for chicks. The club/bar was on one floor of the building, right above us was a hookah bar.
Me and the bff obviously ended up going up to the hookah bar with a couple of guys that we recognized from our group of people who were going out together. I knew my chica was interested in the one dude and I mean I didn't think there was anything wrong with the other one - PLUS we were both DEF wasted and were now smoking shisha.
It's a little hazy on how the night progressed, but the four of us ended up in either the girls or boys washroom (don't remember), paired off we were each in separate stalls. All I was willing to do at the moment was a BJ, because I didn't want to seem like a slut so early on, and plus my chica was next door - granted I knew nothing about her, but I figured she would be maybe giving a handie (I couldn't hear anything coming from their stall).
Eventually, however, we sexed up that public washroom with the two others in the next stall.
It wasn't until a few weeks later or a month that I found out that my new bff was ALSO sexing next door to me and thus ... the definition of true bonding ;)
oh and best part...
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