That Time I Initiated a Threesome...

This started out like any other threesome would....at a bar


The three people involved were myself, one of my girlfriends, and one of my guy friends.

Lets call my girlfriend Ariel and the guy Aladdin for sake of ease.
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Ariel recently got a job out of province in a place much less populated than where were currently lived, and she was coming back home to visit for the week. I was allotted the friday night for getting to spend time with her and she had told me specifically "I want to GET LAID tonight  its my only night free and back in civilization where there is good pickings and I really don't care who it is, but its been forever and I NEED it"

Being the great friend that I am, I said HELL YEA, eassssssyyy. So naturally we invite all our friends to the bar for a reunion, plus I know that she and one of the them were fuck buddies before and thus would be down, and if not, ITS A BAR!

At the bar, drinking, everyones arrived and it was great, except fuck buddy can't come, sooo now its hunting season and most of our friends have work in the morn so people are slowly just leaving! LAAAMMEEEE!

Aladdin goes to us "why don't we just go back to mine and drink so that we don't have to call it a night to fast"; now i know that Aladdin ALWAYS has tons of alcohol at his place and is always generous, so i'm down buttt that lowers our pickings for Ariel down to one and i don't know if shes down. Lo and behold, she says she is down for going to his place cause then we can continue drinking and the whole night isn't a disaster.

So like any good threesome story, it never started out being planned as a threesome.

We drove to his place in my car, get there, open a bottle of champagne....finish it, open another and I realize "OK guys, i can't drink anymore or else it DEFINITELY won't be safe for me to drive us (me and ariel) back home (to my place)." Aladdin says "well i'll pay for DADS, so KEEP DRINKING" (which is a taxi company that comes with two people and one drives you home and the other drives your car home behind you - smart right? i know!)

Well you don't have to twist my arm to get me to drink free booze AND pay for my cab home.
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I don't remember finishing that last drink...not a single clue...

Breaking Up

So officially single lady again. We had a good run, was in a legit relationship for about a year or so....well we were at least sleeping together for a year.

I'm not broken up about it, I knew it was coming and also knew that I didn't want to spend the rest of my life with him.

So to keep this from getting ANY sappier... my last notes on relationships:

This was my longest and most legit relationship i've ever been in and it was the learning experience of a lifetime.

Both being single and being in a relationship have their pros and cons - I learned what it really meant to be cared about and thought about on a constant basis, someone always wondering what you thought or what you were doing that wasn't just your friend. That is nice, and comforting; not something i've ever been used to and was most likely always afraid of.

So thanks to him! for teaching me about all the good things of relationships and how valuable and lovely they are.

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On the other hand there is all the freedom to do whomever and whatever you want to do when single and no one to answer to. There is the doing whatever your heart desires always and whenever that is great about single. There is the extra time that you can spend learning about yourself and really caring about and going crazy over yourself. It's really a time that you can sit back and reflect and be selfish until you find that person that will complement what you really are and want out of life.
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AKA whether your single or taken, enjoy it and cherish it =)

HOLAY SHIITTEE

So it's been a hot minute since i've updated.

Quick run through:
got a bf, that was great, but just wasnt meant to be and was half cheating on him with another dude who i had my eye on for a LOOONGG time.

broke up with old bf and then started dating new bf and we've been together for about 9 months.
ROUND OF APPLAUSE - please and thanks (oh and ive been faithful and not done anything that a gf shouldn't be doing)

i think the having a bf thing is hindering my talking about sex...seeing as they (both of them -new and old) slightly take offence if im "thinking" about other guys.

Anywho, I've got some time, I miss this and all the fun it brings and sharing my stories. SOOOOO here is some more.

OH anddd for the past little while or so I have been telling my friends and whoever else that my number was "i thought" the low 30s....MANNNN was I wrong.

TRY 40
woah.

Feminist Porn Awards

I know i've been on hiatus for ENOUGH time.

FYI - for everyone that lives in the Toronto, or Greater Toronto Area. 

The 7th Annual Feminist Porn Awards are going on and the GALA takes place tomorrow evening.

Taken from their website:
This will be a "fabulous celebration of your favourite porn makers, plus a night of mind-blowing entertainment, a mountain of eye candy and the best movie clips ever seen at an awards show. Featuring hot entertainment from Ill Na Na, Olive-or-Oliver & CoCo La Creme and hosted by Elvira Kurt with Ryan G. Hinds." 


Tickets are still on sale and for today they will be 25$ whereas tomorrow at the door, it will go up to 30$.


Make your way out if you can, it will be a great night out for you, to open up communications of sex and relationships and gender in your current relationships and friendships.


=)
Peace and Love all! 


Oh!! also check out the Good For Her website to check out other events they are hosting in conjunction with the Feminist Porn Awards. (ie: discussing open relationships, dirty talk, and a porn play party ft. a LEGIT porn shoot)

#16 - New Meat In The Kitchen

I was lucky with the last place I worked at, simply because there was always good looking people being hired and that I got to spend time and work with often!

I think I got around 4-5 kills from that place. ;)

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We got a new cook at work and he had tats, was cute, nice lips, good hair ...basically I saw a new hot  challenge.
When he started, I quickly found out he had a girlfriend, which to me means off limits - my dreams were crushed...until I found out they were on a break and he was free bird - it was my time to POUNCE.

Being in the service industry, we all like the "finer things in life" aka  we always go for drinks after work and this night was no exception, except that the new cook was coming because he was finally unattached.

This was one of the first times I had ever really encountered serious whiskey dick/coke dick. At the time I was only starting to learn more about him, as he was fairly new at work. This was the night that I would find out that he did a shit ton of coke (I had never even met anyone who did coke ever, nor had I even seen it before! - so this was a shock for me.) anddd that he was pretty drunk.

Talk it out...

OMG epiphany sex!

New year eve/day totally got down with BF. It was just spontaneous, don't care about who else was in the house, loud, dirty, don't give a fuck good sex!

I got a bruise on my head and knee - I wear them as badges of honor.

You know that saying "Practice what you preach"

Well I guess i've been ignoring my own advice; ideally I usually coax men into what I want... (roughness: pulling the hair, smacking my ass, a little bit of choking). BF has been fairly good with doing the above but he is always so afraid of hurting me because he is actually stronger than me. But FOR REAL, its sex, I can take a lot! Sometimes I would take the approach of..."you can't hit me, you're not strong enough, what? are you trying to tickle me?" question his manhood a bit -- didn't work --

2012

It's 2012 bitcheeeesss!

New year usually means new resolutions, new loves, new experiences, a chance to start over with a clean slate.

I drink to all of you here reading about my sexperiences, and to the hope that you are all getting yourselves laid, having amazing mind blowing sex always, to falling in love, to finding more about yourself than ever before and to another year filled with surprises.

Boom! That was about as deep as I could get for all of you. I hope you appreciated and take that all to heart, I only mean well.

Now also don't hate just cause i havn't posted in a while. It was exam time, then holidays, and then the whole thing about having a boyfriend who in my opinion is no where close to my number of experiences and also has no idea about this and thus its hard to think about past sex objects and never tell him about what I do on the interwebs.
BUT FUCK IT....I will continue documenting everything until I have nothing left to say or for some reason can't have SEX anymore (the HORROR!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!